Kua riro mai, ko te mea pai!
Aroa, he hotera i te oneone, e mea motuhake. Ko toku rūma i te aroaro o te elevator i te 12th floor. E tei te pokapū i te floor, engari ko te tirohanga mai i te balcony he pai rawa. I reira he tirohanga whakamīharo i pā mai ki au, "Kāore au e hiahia ki te hoki" tae noa ki te wā whakamutunga.
He māmā hoki te uru ki te oneone, nō reira i te pō, ka taea e koe te puta i muri i te hotera ki te tākaro i te oneone, ki te haere ki te hoko i te mua. He tino māmā mō ngā haerenga.
Kāore au i tāpiri i ngā kai, engari e ngā pā kai me ngā wāhi kawe kai e tata ana, nō reira kāore au i raru ki te kimi i tētahi mea hei kai. Ko te rūma i reira anake he miihini kawhe, engari ki te pātai koe i te tepu mua, ka taea e koe te rīko i tētahi kettle hiko.
I te nuinga o te wā, ka hoko au i ngā hua tapahia i te toa ABC i te papa tuatahi o te hotera. E ai ki te kōrero, ka taea hoki te hoko i ngā floaties, ā, ka pupuni rātou i tētahi rahi floatie mō te dollar.
Aroha mai, kāore au i te pā ki te wā, engari e mōhio ana au ko te tirohanga i te Flag Grill i te tuarua floor i te wā o te rangi e pā ana ki te ātaahua.
Ko te kai i ngā café i te oneone o te Moana Surfrider me te Royal Hawaiian i te wā o te rangi he pai hoki. E tei te pokapū o Waikiki, nō reira he pai te wāhi.
E rima ngā toa ABC nui i te tiriti matua e noho ana ki te tuwhera i ngā pō, e māmā ana ki te haere ki te hoko i ngā taonga i ngā haora pō.
He pai ki te whiwhi i ngā pātū wai e taea te whakamahi anō me ngā pēke kāore e raru i te wai, ā, he māmā te whakakī i te wai i roto i te hotera.
Ko ngā towel e wātea ana mō te pūwaha me te oneone he mea āwhina, ā, e hari ana au he pūwaha iti.
Ko te oneone kei te aroaro he tirohanga ki te Diamond Head me te āhua Waikiki. I kite au i ngā tortoise moana e kaukau ana.
I runga i te take kāore au e mōhio, ko te wāhi kei te aroaro o te Moana Surfrider he ngaru kaha, ā, he kaiurungi i reira, engari ahakoa i te wāhi oneone, e tino koa ana ngā tamariki i te pā e raru ana i ngā ngaru kaha.
Ko ngā mahi kore utu mō ngā manuhiri (utu rīhi) he mea whakamīharo, ā, i uru au ki te hanga i ngā lei, ngā porowhita kukui, me ngā porowhita ti leaf.
He tino pai ngā kaimahi mahi. I hiahia au ki te uru ki tētahi mahi ki te hanga i ngā tohu ki ngā ingoa Hawaiiana, engari i te wā i kōrero au kāore e pai ana te wā, ka mōhio rātou he mahi ōrite kei te Outrigger Reef i tētahi wā kē ka taea e au te uru.
E ai ki te kōrero, ko te katoa mai i te tepu mua ki ngā kaimahi tiaki he tino pai.
I hiahia au ki ngā tamariki ki te pā ki te "whakaaro ke," nō reira ko te Outrigger, me ōna manuhiri Hapanihi iti, ka taea e koe te ruku ki te āhua Hawaiiana.
E ai ki ngā arotake maha, i reira he wā i rongo ai au i te haruru i waho, engari ki te kati koe i te matapihi, ka taea e koe te wareware i taua mea ka moe i te rangimārie.
Ko te rūma he rahi, ā, ko te moenga he pātea. He āhua Hawaiiana hoki te whakaritenga, e pai ana au. Ko te wharepaku he whakaurunga, kāore he tub.
Kāore he pātea, kāore he toothbrush i tukuna, engari he mea noa tēnei i ngā hotera i te ao, nō reira i whakamahi au i ngā mea i kawea e au. Ka taea pea ngā mea e wātea ana ki te pātai i te tepu mua.
I te katoa, he hotera tino pai, e tika ana mō te tohu tino 100 i runga i te 100.
He Hotera Pātea i te Wāhi Pai
I whai wāhi au ki te noho pai i tēnei hotera, kāore e taea te pai ake te wāhi! E tata ana ki ngā mea katoa: ngā wharekai, ngā toa, ā, ko te oneone kei te tatau. Ko te hotera anō he mea pātea, me ngā taputapu pai me te āhua manahau.
Ko te mea anake kāore i pai ki au ko te haruru i waho i te pō. Kei te hiahia au ki te matapihi e toru te karaihe hei aukati i te haruru (kua rongo au kei te haere ngā whakatikatika i te wā e tū mai ana, nō reira ko tēnei pea tētahi o ngā whakapainga). I tua atu i tēnā, he tino pai te wheako, ā, ka hiahia au ki te noho anō i konei.
He Noho Ātaahua i te Oneone
Ko te wāhi he mea kāore e taea te whakataurite, kei te oneone me ngā tirohanga ātaahua. Ko ngā rūma he ma, ā, he pai, ā, ko ngā kaimahi he tino pātea. I tino pai au ki te waiata ora i Duke’s. Ka noho anō au i konei!